Just Because… Grumpy Cat Burlesque Pasties

The judgemental hatred of Grumpy Cat has taken online cat love to a new level. Now your nips can get in on the action with these new burlesque pasties. Check out our top five novelty nipplewear.

Novelty Burlesque Pasties

Nipple pasties or tassels are a must-have accessory with every burlesque costume. They can also be a cheeky edition to every boudoir outfit.

Putting some burlesque into the bedroom can be as tongue-in-cheek as it is saucy. Here’s our list of geeky, internet inspired and cutesy burlesque pasties and nipple tassels by Montabahn.

Check out our Black Deco Nipple Pasties.

1. Grumpy Cat Burlesque Pasties

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Montabahn is selling their new Grumpy Cat pasties in their online store on Etsy. Each pair come with tape, twirling tips and applying instructions.

The best part is that 50% of the profits go to the global animal rescue organisation, SPCA International. Each pair is hand-crafted. They may not be the only novelty burlesque pasties on offer but they are our favourites, till the next online craze.

2. Darth Vader Burlesque Pasties

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Star Wars burlesque is growing in popularity. From the success of Hotsy Totsy Burlesque to all-out Stormtrooper sexiness. They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer. You couldn’t get much more intimate. Plus he looks so pretty in sequins it’s almost like Darth Vader is smiling. No?

Check out our Black Deco Nipple Pasties.

3. Harley Quinn Nipple Tassels

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Harley Quinn burlesque costumes are another popular bad gal burlesque look. There’s a few varieties of Harley Quinn nipple tassels but these Batman Bang Gun Joke ones are the most creative we’ve seen.

Plus this style is perfectly suited to the POW trend fuelled by jewellery manufacturer Tatty Devine. The perfect comic book fashion statement.

Learn How to Twirl Nipple Tassels.

4. Doctor Who Burlesque Pasties

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The iconic Doctor Who tardis is sultry British, sci fi geek chic at its finest. What audience wouldn’t be enticed by nipplewear in the shape of a machine that travels through space and time, piloted by a Time Lord?

5. Cupcake Nipple Tassels

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Cupcake love is another trend that has benefited from the internet. Cupcake shaped nipple tassels may not be a new idea but this sparkly pair are adorable.

Our favourite sweet treat, Just Because… Corset Cookies.

Burlexe is a sensational London burlesque show inspired by the women who created the genre and perform the art. It fuses burlesque performance with storytelling, dancing with acting.

Burlesque pasties can come in all shapes and designs. We love this latest line of novelty teasewear.

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